Bee Keeper
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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing
smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker,
"are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing
smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old biker,
"are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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