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honeymoon

moparstuart

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Cowboy's Honeymoon
A Montana cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.
The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

Nope, I reckon not.
I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
 
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