Bee Keeper
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the
milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons
of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want
25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. "The milkman
asked, "Do you want it pasteurized? "The blonde said, "No, just
up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the
milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons
of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want
25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a
milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. "The milkman
asked, "Do you want it pasteurized? "The blonde said, "No, just
up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."
