george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
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> Holy Bath Night.
>
> It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young
> nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
> the old nun had instructed.
>
>
> Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
> nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
>
>
> The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the
> Saturday night bath had gone.
>
>
> 'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'
> 'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.
>
> 'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash
> him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs
> where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'
>
> 'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.
>
> Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key
> to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
> would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided
> his Key to Heaven into my lock.'
>
> 'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.
>
> 'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to
> salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my
> heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'
>
> 'That wicked old bastard, said the old nun. 'He told me it was
> Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!
> Holy Bath Night.
>
> It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young
> nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
> the old nun had instructed.
>
>
> Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's
> nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.
>
>
> The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the
> Saturday night bath had gone.
>
>
> 'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'
> 'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.
>
> 'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash
> him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs
> where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'
>
> 'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.
>
> Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key
> to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
> would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided
> his Key to Heaven into my lock.'
>
> 'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.
>
> 'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to
> salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my
> heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'
>
> 'That wicked old bastard, said the old nun. 'He told me it was
> Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!
