moparstuart
Well-Known Member
An 80-year-old West Virginia hillbilly goes to the doctor for a check-
up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm from West Virginia and I am a hunter," says the old guy. "And
that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
hunting all day. I have a beer, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor. "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he died?"
"Who said my father's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your father's
still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old hillbilly. "In fact he hunted with
me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and
had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a West
Virginia man and he's a hunter, too."
"Well," the doctor says. "That's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he
died?"
"Who said my Papaw's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still alive?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old hillbilly.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went
hunting with you this morning too?"
"No, Papaw couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why
would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm from West Virginia and I am a hunter," says the old guy. "And
that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
hunting all day. I have a beer, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor. "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he died?"
"Who said my father's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your father's
still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old hillbilly. "In fact he hunted with
me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and
had a little beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a West
Virginia man and he's a hunter, too."
"Well," the doctor says. "That's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he
died?"
"Who said my Papaw's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still alive?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old hillbilly.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went
hunting with you this morning too?"
"No, Papaw couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why
would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
