moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Herb's Winky.......
Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance
Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood
illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left
her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to
open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem.
My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal
with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
winky.'
Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing, and holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran
out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long
Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance
Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood
illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left
her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to
open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem.
My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal
with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size
winky.'
Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing, and holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran
out of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long
