moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Guys,
DAMN
FINE EXPLANATION
The
wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young
woman.
And
she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the
mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!'
And
the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at
least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she
sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!'
And
the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car.
I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days.
So,
in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since
she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then,
as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but
don't
wear because you say they are too tight.
I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't wear because I don't have good
taste.
I
found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
wear because someone at work has a pair the
same.'
The
husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked
her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes
and said,
'Please
..
Do
you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?
DAMN
FINE EXPLANATION
The
wife came home early and found her husband in their
bedroom making love to a very attractive young
woman.
And
she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the
mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce right away!'
And
the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at
least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she
sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!'
And
the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took
pity on her and let her into the car.
I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty She told me that she hadn't eaten for three
days.
So,
in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since
she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty
and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then,
as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but
don't
wear because you say they are too tight.
I
also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary
present, which you don't wear because I don't have good
taste.
I
found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas
that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated
those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't
wear because someone at work has a pair the
same.'
The
husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked
her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes
and said,
'Please
..
Do
you have anything else that your wife doesn't
use?
