moparstuart
Well-Known Member
One day while out for a hike in the woods, a hiker comes across a guy with his ear against a tree.
Hiker: "What are you doing?"
Tree hugger: If you hug this tree and put your ear up to it, you can hear nature. Want to try it?"
When the hiker hugs the tree, the guy handcuffs him, steals his money and his clothes.
A few hours go by and another guy comes down the trail to find the hiker naked and handcuffed to the tree.
After the hiker explains what happened, he hears a zipper and a whisper in his ear, "Today's not your day..."
Hiker: "What are you doing?"
Tree hugger: If you hug this tree and put your ear up to it, you can hear nature. Want to try it?"
When the hiker hugs the tree, the guy handcuffs him, steals his money and his clothes.
A few hours go by and another guy comes down the trail to find the hiker naked and handcuffed to the tree.
After the hiker explains what happened, he hears a zipper and a whisper in his ear, "Today's not your day..."
