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george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die
of natural causes.



Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull
on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.



The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.



Never take life seriously Nobody gets out alive anyway.



There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead..



Life is sexually transmitted.



Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die..



The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.



Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing..



Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?



Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again



All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.



In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?



Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out?"



Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt.



"Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?



If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?



Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?



Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

mcmopar

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george68hemirr said:
GREAT PONDERISMS

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

And a grave has ends on each side - a rut doesn't :thumbsup:
 
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