george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Barack in his chair reached for the after shave. Obama was quick to stop him saying,
"No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse".
The second barber turned to John and said "How about you? McCain replied,
"Go ahead, my wife Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like. --
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Barack in his chair reached for the after shave. Obama was quick to stop him saying,
"No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse".
The second barber turned to John and said "How about you? McCain replied,
"Go ahead, my wife Cindy doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like. --
Live simply.
Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
