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go get your mother

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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Hope this brightens your day


A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady
in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above
the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son.....

'Go get your Mother' :D
 
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