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give it to her now

george68hemirr

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"Morning Sex"

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken." :eek: :lmao: :yesnod: :D
 

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ACME A12 said:
http://69roadrunner.net/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=2732&p=31487&hilit=egg+timer#p31487

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wow...i posted it march 4th....must be losing it.....marty like it anyway :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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