george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
My ATM gave me an IOU.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
McDonald's is selling the ?-ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn' t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great... The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
