Steve
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A man finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your wife will get ten times more than what you wished for."
The man agrees. His first wish was that he would be the most beautiful man in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your wife will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more men will gawk at her?"
"That's okay," says the man, "She'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful man." So the wish is granted.
His second wish was that he would be the richest man in the world. "You know your wife will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.
"That's okay. What's mine is hers and what's hers is mine," replied the man. So the wish was granted.
The man then thinks long and hard about his last wish. He finally wishes that he had a mild heart attack.
The man agrees. His first wish was that he would be the most beautiful man in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your wife will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more men will gawk at her?"
"That's okay," says the man, "She'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful man." So the wish is granted.
His second wish was that he would be the richest man in the world. "You know your wife will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.
"That's okay. What's mine is hers and what's hers is mine," replied the man. So the wish was granted.
The man then thinks long and hard about his last wish. He finally wishes that he had a mild heart attack.
