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Sponge Bob Square Wheels
> > Subj: The Gay Caballero> > > A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.> She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, > but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in > the newspaper for a ranch hand..> > Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.> > She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she > decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him > around the house than the drunk.> > He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and > knew a lot about ranching.> > For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well> > Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have > done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into > town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went > into town one Saturday night.> > One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.> > Two o'clock and no hired hand.> > Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, > he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of > wine, waiting for him.> > She quietly called him over to her..> > "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.> > Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."> > He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."> He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.> > "Now take off my skirt."> > He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire > light.> > "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was > told and dropped it to the floor.> > Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into > town again, you're fired.">
