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Fwd: Tough Guy Legend Must Read

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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The leader, George,a big burly man of




53, gets off his bike, walks through the




gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says,




"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.


While he didn't want to appear "sensitive,"




he also didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’




opportunity either,so he asked ... "Well,




before you jump, why don't you give me




a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned




back over the railing and did just that...




and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss




followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval




from his group, the onlookers, and even the




State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was




the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's




a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.




You could be famous if you rode with me.




Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"





The onlookers are still unclear whether she




jumped or was pushed!
 
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