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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth,
and Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone
and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is
for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia
and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished
the devil informs him
that the cost is a million dollars,
so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England
and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished
the devil informs her
that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn
and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished
the devil informs him
that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic
and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over,
the country has gone to hell,
so it's a local call."
and Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone
and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is
for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia
and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished
the devil informs him
that the cost is a million dollars,
so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England
and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished
the devil informs her
that the cost is 6 million dollars,
so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn
and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished
the devil informs him
that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic
and asks the devil why Bush
got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,
"Since Obama took over,
the country has gone to hell,
so it's a local call."
