moparstuart
Well-Known Member
An elderly gent was
> invited to an old friends home for dinner one
> evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded
> every request
> to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love,
> Darling,
> Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married
> almost 70 years
> and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
>
>
> While the wife was in
> the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host, 'I
> think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
> still call your
> wife those loving pet names'.
>
> The old man hung his
> head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said,
> 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago ,and
> I'm scared to death
> to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.
>
>
>
> invited to an old friends home for dinner one
> evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded
> every request
> to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love,
> Darling,
> Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married
> almost 70 years
> and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
>
>
> While the wife was in
> the kitchen , the man leaned over to his host, 'I
> think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
> still call your
> wife those loving pet names'.
>
> The old man hung his
> head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said,
> 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago ,and
> I'm scared to death
> to ask the cranky old bitch what her name is.
>
>
>
I could see that
