moparstuart
Well-Known Member
You might have seen this but worth another laugh!
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>> You’re
>> going to love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great
>> day.
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>> Yesterday I was at my local SAM"S buying a large bag
>> of Purina dog chow
>> for my loyal pet, Buddy, the Wonder Dog and was in the
>> checkout line
>> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>
>> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm
>> retired and have
>> little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't
>> have a dog, I was
>> starting the Purina Diet again.
>>
>> I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
>> in the hospital
>> last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>> awakened in an intensive
>> care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
>> IVs in both
>> arms.
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>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
>> the way that
>> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
>> and simply
>> eat one or two every time
>> you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
>> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
>>
>> (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line
>> was now
>> enthralled with my story.)
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>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
>> because the dog
>> food poisoned me.
>>
>> I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
>> Setter's butt and
>> a car hit us both.
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>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
>> attack he was
>> laughing so hard.
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>> SAM'S won't let me shop there anymore.
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>> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the
>> time in the
>> world to think of crazy things to say.
>>
>> Forward this, especially to all your retired
>> friends......it will be
>> their Laugh for the day.
>>
>>
>
>> You’re
>> going to love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great
>> day.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Yesterday I was at my local SAM"S buying a large bag
>> of Purina dog chow
>> for my loyal pet, Buddy, the Wonder Dog and was in the
>> checkout line
>> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>
>> What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm
>> retired and have
>> little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't
>> have a dog, I was
>> starting the Purina Diet again.
>>
>> I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up
>> in the hospital
>> last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>> awakened in an intensive
>> care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
>> IVs in both
>> arms.
>>
>> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
>> the way that
>> it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
>> and simply
>> eat one or two every time
>> you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
>> complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
>>
>> (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line
>> was now
>> enthralled with my story.)
>>
>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
>> because the dog
>> food poisoned me.
>>
>> I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
>> Setter's butt and
>> a car hit us both.
>>
>> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart
>> attack he was
>> laughing so hard.
>>
>> SAM'S won't let me shop there anymore.
>>
>> Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the
>> time in the
>> world to think of crazy things to say.
>>
>> Forward this, especially to all your retired
>> friends......it will be
>> their Laugh for the day.
>>
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