george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
> Five
> > Short Stories
> >
> > 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning
> > and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said,
> > "Morning." He said,
> > "No, just taking a shit."
> >
> > 2. When I was a kid, I used to pray
> > every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God
> > doesn't work that way..
> > So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me. :crazy:
> >
> > 3. My wife was in labor
> > with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this
> > out of me! Give me the
> > drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did
> > this to me, you bastard!" I
> > casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to
> > stick it up your a$$ but you
> > said, "That would hurt too much." i know ..repeat....too bad :toetap:
> >
> > 4. I went to an extremely
> > attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She
> > told me that I had
> > to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said,
> > "Because I'm trying to examine
> > you."arty: arty: arty:
> >
> > 5. I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan
> > neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment
> > balcony shaking a carpet.
> > I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? :drive: :drive: :drive:
> > Won't it start?"
> > Short Stories
> >
> > 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning
> > and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said,
> > "Morning." He said,
> > "No, just taking a shit."
> >
> > 2. When I was a kid, I used to pray
> > every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God
> > doesn't work that way..
> > So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me. :crazy:
> >
> > 3. My wife was in labor
> > with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this
> > out of me! Give me the
> > drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did
> > this to me, you bastard!" I
> > casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to
> > stick it up your a$$ but you
> > said, "That would hurt too much." i know ..repeat....too bad :toetap:
> >
> > 4. I went to an extremely
> > attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She
> > told me that I had
> > to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said,
> > "Because I'm trying to examine
> > you."
arty: arty: arty: > >
> > 5. I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan
> > neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment
> > balcony shaking a carpet.
> > I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? :drive: :drive: :drive:
> > Won't it start?"
