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fishing trip

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Dave and his buddies were discussing an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, Dave had to tell them that he couldn't go this time

because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name

calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.



The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up

camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the

campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a

camp fire glowing.



"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"



"I didn't have to," Dave replied.



"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my

chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind

me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."



"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful

see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me

to the bed and you can do whatever you want!'



"So, HERE I AM!!"
 
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