george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Fast Eddie...
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone
else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'ABSOLUTELY NOT !'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the
money on the floor, you bend down and I'll
finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the
situation.
Her boyfriend said, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants
down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone
else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and
said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl looked at him, and then said, 'ABSOLUTELY NOT !'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the
money on the floor, you bend down and I'll
finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult
with her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the
situation.
Her boyfriend said, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the
money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants
down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks 'What happened...?'
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
