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fart football

george68hemirr

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Fart Football



An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the
old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'



His wife rolls over and says, 'What in
the world was
that?'



The old man replied, 'its fart football.'



A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
‘Touchdown, tie score.'



After about five minutes the old man lets another one go
and says,



'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to
7.'








Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,



'Touchdown, tie score.'



Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and
says,



'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is
on the old man..



He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real
hard.



Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.



The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'



The old man says, 'Half time, switch
sides.
 

Basketcase

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we need a spitting drink smiley...... :lmao:
 

Big John

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Basketcase said:
we need a spitting drink smiley...... :lmao:


:basketcase:

I even named it for you!
 

Basketcase

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:basketcase: :worship: :worship: :worship: thanks Big, I'm honored!
 
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