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Subject: Earthquake News
BREAKING NEWS: Pres Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare & obscure fault-line, known as "Bush's Fault". He also announced that Secret Service & Maxine Waters will continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven it was caused by our founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of DC, don't be alarmed with earthquakes. That's just the country shifting to the RIGHT!
BREAKING NEWS: Pres Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare & obscure fault-line, known as "Bush's Fault". He also announced that Secret Service & Maxine Waters will continue an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven it was caused by our founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of DC, don't be alarmed with earthquakes. That's just the country shifting to the RIGHT!
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