moparstuart
Well-Known Member
> Driving too fast
>
> An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
> next to a doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
> ' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
>
> The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO.
> It cost half a million dollars ! '
>
> ' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
> ' Why does it cost so much?'
>
> ' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the
> doctor proudly.
>
> The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
>
> ' No problem,' replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice
> car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'
>
> Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show
> The old man just what his car can do.
> He floors it, and within 30 seconds
> The speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
> getting closer !
>
> He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly HOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> ' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor
> asks himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator
> And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari , he gives it more gas
> And passes the Moped at 275 mph And he's feeling pretty good until
> he looks in his mirror and sees
> the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and
> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
> The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do !
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari,
> Demolishing the rear end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ' I'm a doctor.... Is
> there anything I can do for you ?'
>
> The old man whispers, ' Unhook my suspenders from your side view
> mirror! '.
>
>
> An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
> next to a doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
> ' What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
>
> The doctor replies, ' A Ferrari GTO.
> It cost half a million dollars ! '
>
> ' That's a lot of money,' says the old man.
> ' Why does it cost so much?'
>
> ' Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the
> doctor proudly.
>
> The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
>
> ' No problem,' replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, ' That's a pretty nice
> car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped !'
>
> Just then the light changes, So the doctor decides to show
> The old man just what his car can do.
> He floors it, and within 30 seconds
> The speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
> getting closer !
>
> He slows down to see what it could be And suddenly HOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> ' What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor
> asks himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator
> And takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him, He sees that it's the old man on the Moped !
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari , he gives it more gas
> And passes the Moped at 275 mph And he's feeling pretty good until
> he looks in his mirror and sees
> the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, He floors the gas pedal and
> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
> The Ferrari is flat out, And there's nothing he can do !
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows Into the back of his Ferrari,
> Demolishing the rear end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, ' I'm a doctor.... Is
> there anything I can do for you ?'
>
> The old man whispers, ' Unhook my suspenders from your side view
> mirror! '.
>
