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Doctor goes hunting

69hemibeep

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A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached
his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients..'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:

'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the
Doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra
and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!

'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

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'I put drops in her eyes!!
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