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Definition of Stress

trim88

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Well, so you picked up a hitch-hiker. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to a hospital. Now that is stressful, especially since you're needed at home.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you are going to be a father. You say that your not the father, but... the girl says you are. This is getting very, very stressful.
So then, you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile and probably have been since birth.
So, you are NOT the father, you are extremely stressed, but relieved, until you're in the car on your way back home, and you start thinking about your three kids at home. Now, how is that for stress!
 

george68hemirr

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wow :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: .....but sadly i have a buddy how has 3 kids and after the third was born the wife tells him the first two wasn't even his......that was the end of that marriage
 
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