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Dear abby

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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Dear Abby

I'm a crack dealer in Beaumont Texas who has been recently diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents
live in Ft. worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have
recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters
who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers; one is currently serving a life sentence for the murder of a teenage
boy in 1964. my other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to a former prostitute who lives in Longview; she is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I
certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Barack
Obama for president?

Signed, Worried about my reputation
 
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