george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Deaf Sex...
Two deaf people get married and during the first week ofmarriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes:
'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty times. :acme: :acme: :acme: :acme:
Two deaf people get married and during the first week ofmarriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes:
'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back
to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two
hundred and fifty times. :acme: :acme: :acme: :acme:
