moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Sending this because it's funny and sickening at the same time.
>>>>>>P 311 a dangerous new element.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been
>>>>>>found!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pelosium:
>>>>>>A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest
>>>>>>element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
>>>>>>Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
>>>>>>assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
>>>>>>These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
>>>>>>surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
>>>>>>The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
>>>>>>Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with
>>>>>>various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within
>>>>>>the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
>>>>>>This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that
>>>>>>Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
>>>>>>This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
>>>>>>When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that
>>>>>>radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it
>>>>>>has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS.KEEP
>>>>>>THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE POWER".
>>>>>> REMINDER, IN CASE YOUR FORGOT, OR DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Queen's Jet (I will pass this on every time I receive it!)
>>>>>>This is QUEEN PELOSI'S NEW JET!!! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's
>>>>>>dresses???
>>>>>>Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the smallUSAFC-20B jet, Gulf Stream III that
>>>>>>comes with the Speaker's job ... OH NO! Queen Pelosi was aggravated that this
>>>>>>little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big Fat,200-seat,USAF C-32,
>>>>>>Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to California without stopping! I
>>>>>>understand that a former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial
>>>>>>most of the time.
>>>>>>Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed every one
>>>>>>of what Queen Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working American tax
>>>>>>payers, literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week.
>>>>>>Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and she
>>>>>>flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a cost to the
>>>>>>taxpayers (YOU and ME are those taxpayers!) of about $60,000, one way!
>>>>>>As Joe put it ...."Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday
>>>>>>night and that costs us another $60,000!" Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per month
>>>>>>and that is an annual cost to us of$5,760,000!!!
>>>>>>No wonder she complains about the cost of this war ... it might cramp her style
>>>>>>and she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military families in
>>>>>>this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the most corrupt
>>>>>>Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet while doing
>>>>>>nothing.
>>>>>>Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants us to
>>>>>>buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up our tires.
>>>>>>Who do these people think they are??? Their motto is ...Don't do as I do ...
>>>>>>JUST DO AS I SAY!
>>>>>> Keep in mind the
>>>>>>figures above do NOT include the cost of plane or crew...just the fuel!!! One
>>>>>>has to wonder what the total package costs us?
>>>>>>And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's!
>>>>>>PASS THIS ON IF YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL!
>>>>>>I know where I would like to put my footprint!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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>>
>>>>>>P 311 a dangerous new element.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been
>>>>>>found!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pelosium:
>>>>>>A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest
>>>>>>element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
>>>>>>Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224
>>>>>>assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
>>>>>>These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
>>>>>>surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
>>>>>>The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
>>>>>>Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with
>>>>>>various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within
>>>>>>the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
>>>>>>This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that
>>>>>>Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
>>>>>>This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
>>>>>>When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that
>>>>>>radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it
>>>>>>has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS.KEEP
>>>>>>THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE POWER".
>>>>>> REMINDER, IN CASE YOUR FORGOT, OR DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Queen's Jet (I will pass this on every time I receive it!)
>>>>>>This is QUEEN PELOSI'S NEW JET!!! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's
>>>>>>dresses???
>>>>>>Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the smallUSAFC-20B jet, Gulf Stream III that
>>>>>>comes with the Speaker's job ... OH NO! Queen Pelosi was aggravated that this
>>>>>>little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big Fat,200-seat,USAF C-32,
>>>>>>Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to California without stopping! I
>>>>>>understand that a former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial
>>>>>>most of the time.
>>>>>>Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed every one
>>>>>>of what Queen Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working American tax
>>>>>>payers, literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week.
>>>>>>Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and she
>>>>>>flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a cost to the
>>>>>>taxpayers (YOU and ME are those taxpayers!) of about $60,000, one way!
>>>>>>As Joe put it ...."Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday
>>>>>>night and that costs us another $60,000!" Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per month
>>>>>>and that is an annual cost to us of$5,760,000!!!
>>>>>>No wonder she complains about the cost of this war ... it might cramp her style
>>>>>>and she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military families in
>>>>>>this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the most corrupt
>>>>>>Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet while doing
>>>>>>nothing.
>>>>>>Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants us to
>>>>>>buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up our tires.
>>>>>>Who do these people think they are??? Their motto is ...Don't do as I do ...
>>>>>>JUST DO AS I SAY!
>>>>>> Keep in mind the
>>>>>>figures above do NOT include the cost of plane or crew...just the fuel!!! One
>>>>>>has to wonder what the total package costs us?
>>>>>>And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's!
>>>>>>PASS THIS ON IF YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL!
>>>>>>I know where I would like to put my footprint!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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>>
