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george68hemirr

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NEVER Irritate a nurse !!!!
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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.....

After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."
 

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Mom was a RN. she told me about this drug head that came into the hospital one night. In his atempt to cover his needle tracks, he shot himself up in the opening of his man hood. :eek: problem was he used a dirty needle, and he got a pretty bad infection. he was being a real PIA complaing about his discomfort. Finally mom had enough of it and gave him some "pain meds" Can't remember what it was, but it increased his urine flow, which hurt everytime he peed.
 

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Basketcase said:
Mom was a RN. she told me about this drug head that came into the hospital one night. In his atempt to cover his needle tracks, he shot himself up in the opening of his man hood. :eek: problem was he used a dirty needle, and he got a pretty bad infection. he was being a real PIA complaing about his discomfort. Finally mom had enough of it and gave him some "pain meds" Can't remember what it was, but it increased his urine flow, which hurt everytime he peed.
good for her.......its not a fun job putting up with everyones crap but payback is a bitch :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:
 
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