moparstuart
Well-Known Member
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST
>> COMPETITION>>
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME>>
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,>>
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:>>
Marrying you has screwed up my life.>>>>
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.>>
That's why I always wake up screaming.>>>>
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;>>
This describes everything you are not.>>>>
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,>>
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.>>>>
5. I thought that I could love no other>>
-- that is until I met your brother...>>>>
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is >> sweet, and so are you.>>
But the roses are wilting, the violets are >> dead, the sugar
bowl's>> empty and so is your head.>>>>
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;>>
But don't take that paper bag off your face..>>>>
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes>>
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!>>>>
9. My love, you take my breath away.>>
What have you stepped in to smell this way?>>>>
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,>>
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'>>>>
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?>>
Two parts vodka, one part lime.>>>>
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> COMPETITION>>
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME>>
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,>>
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:>>
Marrying you has screwed up my life.>>>>
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.>>
That's why I always wake up screaming.>>>>
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;>>
This describes everything you are not.>>>>
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,>>
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.>>>>
5. I thought that I could love no other>>
-- that is until I met your brother...>>>>
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is >> sweet, and so are you.>>
But the roses are wilting, the violets are >> dead, the sugar
bowl's>> empty and so is your head.>>>>
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;>>
But don't take that paper bag off your face..>>>>
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes>>
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!>>>>
9. My love, you take my breath away.>>
What have you stepped in to smell this way?>>>>
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,>>
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'>>>>
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?>>
Two parts vodka, one part lime.>>>>
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
