george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A teacher is instructing her 4th grade class and she's telling them that the word of the day is 'contagious'. She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence and several students raise their hands.
"Carl," she says.
Carl says,"My dad told me to stay away from kids that have the mumps cause they're contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher.
Then she picks Suzi, who says,"the atmosphere was contagious."
The teacher says,"excellent Suzie."
Then she notices that Johnny has his hand up at the back of the room
"Yes Johnny?"
Johnny says," the other day me and my dad's sitting around and we saw our blond neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little car paint brush and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, Jesus, it's going take that
cunt ages to finish the fence." The teacher fainted. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"Carl," she says.
Carl says,"My dad told me to stay away from kids that have the mumps cause they're contagious."
"Very good," says the teacher.
Then she picks Suzi, who says,"the atmosphere was contagious."
The teacher says,"excellent Suzie."
Then she notices that Johnny has his hand up at the back of the room
"Yes Johnny?"
Johnny says," the other day me and my dad's sitting around and we saw our blond neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little car paint brush and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, Jesus, it's going take that
cunt ages to finish the fence." The teacher fainted. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
