Colonoscopy
>Dr Visit for a colonoscopy
>I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
>His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
>And told me to get undressed and have a seat
>Until the doctor could see me .
>She said that he would only be a few minutes.
>
>
>After putting on the gown that she gave me
>I sat down
>While waiting I observed
>That there were three items on a stand
>Next to the exam table:
>
>A Tube of K-Y jelly,
>A rubber glove
>And a beer .
>
>
>
>When the doctor finally came in I said,
>"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
>This is my first exam .
>I know what the K-Y
> is
> for
>And I know what the glove
> is
> for,
>
>But can you tell me what the BEER
> is for?
>
>
>At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to
>the door
>
>He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . ..
>
>Darn it Evelyn !!!
>
>I said a BUTT
> LIGHT "
>Dr Visit for a colonoscopy
>I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
>His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room
>And told me to get undressed and have a seat
>Until the doctor could see me .
>She said that he would only be a few minutes.
>
>
>After putting on the gown that she gave me
>I sat down
>While waiting I observed
>That there were three items on a stand
>Next to the exam table:
>
>A Tube of K-Y jelly,
>A rubber glove
>And a beer .
>
>
>
>When the doctor finally came in I said,
>"Look Doc, I'm a little confused
>This is my first exam .
>I know what the K-Y
> is
> for
>And I know what the glove
> is
> for,
>
>But can you tell me what the BEER
> is for?
>
>
>At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to
>the door
>
>He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse .. . . . . ..
>
>Darn it Evelyn !!!
>
>I said a BUTT
> LIGHT "
