moparstuart
Well-Known Member
>> Senior ChurchMoment
>>
>> A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
>> that will pay him more.
>> There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.
>>
>> Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and
>> proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
>> Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
>> their children!'
>> The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
>>
>> Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If
>> the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and
>> also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
>> children!'
>> More sighs and loud applause.
>>
>> Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
>> stays, ... I will give him sex!'
>>
>>
>> There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her,
>> 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
>>
>> Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
>> forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
>> side, while his wife replies,
>>
>> 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,... 'F#@k
>> him!'
>>
>> Isn't senility wonderful?
>>
>> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
>> that will pay him more.
>> There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.
>>
>> Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and
>> proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new
>> Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport
>> their children!'
>> The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.
>>
>> Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If
>> the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and
>> also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his
>> children!'
>> More sighs and loud applause.
>>
>> Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher
>> stays, ... I will give him sex!'
>>
>>
>> There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her,
>> 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
>>
>> Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his
>> forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to
>> side, while his wife replies,
>>
>> 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,... 'F#@k
>> him!'
>>
>> Isn't senility wonderful?
>>
>> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
>>
>>
>>
