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> >>> > While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does
> >>> > not
> >>> use a condom the entire time he is there.
> >>> >
> >>> > A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
> >>> find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
> >>> >
> >>> > Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
> >>> > having
> >>> seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
> >>> return in two days for the results.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, I've got
> >>> > bad
> >>> news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
> >>> unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man looks a little perplexed and says, Well, give me a shot or
> >>> something and fix me up, Doc.
> >>> >
> >>> > The doctor answers, I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
> >>> > have
> >>> to amputate your penis.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!
> >>> >
> >>> > The doctor replies, Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want , but
> >>> surgery is your only option.
> >>> >
> >>> > The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
> >>> > know
> >>> more about the disease.
> >>> >
> >>> > The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, Ah, yes,
> >>> > Mongolian
> >>> VD. Vewy ware disease.
> >>> >
> >>> > The guy says to the doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
> >>> > can
> >>> we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!
> >>> >
> >>> > The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. Stupid American
> >>> > docttah,
> >>> always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!
> >>> >
> >>> > Oh, thank God! the man exclaims.
> >>> >
> >>> > Yes, says the Chinese doctor, Wait two week. Faw off by itself!
> >>
> >>> > not
> >>> use a condom the entire time he is there.
> >>> >
> >>> > A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
> >>> find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
> >>> >
> >>> > Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
> >>> > having
> >>> seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
> >>> return in two days for the results.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, I've got
> >>> > bad
> >>> news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
> >>> unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man looks a little perplexed and says, Well, give me a shot or
> >>> something and fix me up, Doc.
> >>> >
> >>> > The doctor answers, I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
> >>> > have
> >>> to amputate your penis.
> >>> >
> >>> > The man screams in horror, Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!
> >>> >
> >>> > The doctor replies, Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want , but
> >>> surgery is your only option.
> >>> >
> >>> > The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
> >>> > know
> >>> more about the disease.
> >>> >
> >>> > The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, Ah, yes,
> >>> > Mongolian
> >>> VD. Vewy ware disease.
> >>> >
> >>> > The guy says to the doctor, Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
> >>> > can
> >>> we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!
> >>> >
> >>> > The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. Stupid American
> >>> > docttah,
> >>> always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!
> >>> >
> >>> > Oh, thank God! the man exclaims.
> >>> >
> >>> > Yes, says the Chinese doctor, Wait two week. Faw off by itself!
> >>
Its like that Russian STD Rochacockoff