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Chicago schools are finally starting to teach practical math
that these kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME__________________________________
GANG/CREW NAME_______________________
CRIB__________________________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses
6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street
value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack
habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000
to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%
upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a
Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's,
how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's
bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the
hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and
the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in
his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda
makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with
one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at
15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
that these kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME__________________________________
GANG/CREW NAME_______________________
CRIB__________________________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses
6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?
2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to
Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street
value of the rest of his shit?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many
tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack
habit?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000
to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%
upside?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a
Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's,
how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's
bail?
6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the
hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much
money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and
the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in
his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?
9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda
makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with
one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at
15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
