george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
CAN YOUR PECKER TOUCH YOUR A$$?
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?"
Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your a$$?" The little boy answered: "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker."
Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?"
Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your a$$?" Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little."
Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar." A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?"
The boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your a$$?"
Laughing, Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my a$$."
The little boy replies, "Then go Muck yourself. Grandma made these for me." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler.
The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?"
Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your a$$?" The little boy answered: "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker."
Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?"
Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your a$$?" Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little."
Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar." A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies.
Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?"
The boy asks, "Can your pecker touch your a$$?"
Laughing, Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my a$$."
The little boy replies, "Then go Muck yourself. Grandma made these for me." :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
