moparstuart
Well-Known Member
*As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became*
* Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to* *
Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus* *
Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,* *
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg* *
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached* *
Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the* *
Second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.* *
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind* *
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing* *
Behind her picked her up easily by the waist* *
And placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the* *
Would-be Samaritan* *
And **yelled,* *
'How dare you touch my body!* *
I don't even know who you are!'**
The Texan smiled and drawled,* *
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,* *
But after you** **unzipped my fly three times,* *
I kinda figured** **we was friends.'*
* Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to* *
Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus* *
Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,* *
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg* *
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached* *
Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the* *
Second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.* *
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind* *
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing* *
Behind her picked her up easily by the waist* *
And placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the* *
Would-be Samaritan* *
And **yelled,* *
'How dare you touch my body!* *
I don't even know who you are!'**
The Texan smiled and drawled,* *
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,* *
But after you** **unzipped my fly three times,* *
I kinda figured** **we was friends.'*
Never heard that one B4
