moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Get this." said the guy to his friends in the bar, "Last night while I was down the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything." one of his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
"Did he get anything." one of his friends asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."