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burglar gets it

moparstuart

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Get this." said the guy to his friends in the bar, "Last night while I was down the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

"Did he get anything." one of his friends asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
 
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