Steve
Well-Known Member
Two old guys are sitting on a park bench one morning.
One had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The other guy was amazed at his stamina and asked the man what he did to have so much energy.
The jogger said: "I eat brown bread every day.It keeps your energy level high and you'll have a great time with the ladies....if you know what I mean".
So on his way home the curious man stopped at a bakery and asked a shop assistant for five loaves.
She said: "Five loaves! By the time you get to the third one,it'll be hard."
He replied: "How come everybody knows about this shit but me?"
One had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.
The other guy was amazed at his stamina and asked the man what he did to have so much energy.
The jogger said: "I eat brown bread every day.It keeps your energy level high and you'll have a great time with the ladies....if you know what I mean".
So on his way home the curious man stopped at a bakery and asked a shop assistant for five loaves.
She said: "Five loaves! By the time you get to the third one,it'll be hard."
He replied: "How come everybody knows about this shit but me?"
