brave golfer

[george68hemirr]

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The
man said to the

dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a
hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in

my car waiting
for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,

I
don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want
you to pull the

tooth and be done with it ! We have a
10:00 AM tee time at the best golf

course in town and
it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for

the
anesthetic to work !"

The dentist thought to himself, "My

goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth
pulled

without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth

is it sir ?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth,

honey, and show him . . . ." :groucho:

 

[69hemibeep]

:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :jester:

 

[ACME A12]

 

[Basketcase]

:facepalm:

 

[gunnar]

:cheers:

 

[Roadcuda]

:leave: :facepalm:

 

[Steve]