george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Standard pricing procedure
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the
worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is
the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to
pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a
Republican's brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try'
to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to
control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted
to ask, 'Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans
brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the
Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used.
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a
family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired
and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the
worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a
brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is
the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to
pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time,
someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a Democrat's brain; $200 for a
Republican's brain.'
The moment turned awkward. Some of the Democrats actually had to 'try'
to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the Republicans. A man unable to
control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted
to ask, 'Why is the Democrats brain so much more than a Republicans
brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the
Republicans' brains a lot lower because they're used.
