moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Young Boy and the Old Man
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A young boy walks past an old mans cabin carring a roll of chicken wire.
The old man replies "we're you goin with that chicken wire boy?"
The boy says "I'm goin to catch me some chickens".
"You can't catch chickens with that!" said the old man.
About an hour later here comes the young boy, dragging a whole bunch of chickens, all tangled up in wire, up the road.
The next day here comes the boy walking down the road carring a roll of duct tape.
The old man hollers at him "were you goin with that duct tape boy?"
"Goin to catch me some ducks!" replied the boy.
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape you crazy boy!"
About an hour later here comes the boy dragging all these ducks, quacking and flopping, tangled up in tape, up the road.
On the third day here comes the boy up the road, past the old mans cabin carring a big bundle of pussy willows.
"Wait up boy!" the old man replies. "Let me get my hat and coat, I'm a goin with you!"
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A young boy walks past an old mans cabin carring a roll of chicken wire.
The old man replies "we're you goin with that chicken wire boy?"
The boy says "I'm goin to catch me some chickens".
"You can't catch chickens with that!" said the old man.
About an hour later here comes the young boy, dragging a whole bunch of chickens, all tangled up in wire, up the road.
The next day here comes the boy walking down the road carring a roll of duct tape.
The old man hollers at him "were you goin with that duct tape boy?"
"Goin to catch me some ducks!" replied the boy.
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape you crazy boy!"
About an hour later here comes the boy dragging all these ducks, quacking and flopping, tangled up in tape, up the road.
On the third day here comes the boy up the road, past the old mans cabin carring a big bundle of pussy willows.
"Wait up boy!" the old man replies. "Let me get my hat and coat, I'm a goin with you!"
