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george68hemirr

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The Blond Wife


On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Buffalo were
listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
so snowplows can get through conveniently".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows
can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......."
Then the power went off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she
said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through?"

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave the car in the garage this time?"
 
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