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moparstuart

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One day a father gets off work and on his way home, suddenly remembers it's his daughter's birthday. So he stops at the toy store , goes in and ask the sales person " How much is one of those Barbies in the window ?" " Which one do you mean sir?" ' We have shopping Barbie for 19.95, beach Barbie for 19.95, disco Barbie for 19.95, ballerina Barbie for 19.95, skater Barbie for 19.95, astronaut Barbie19.95 and divorced Barbie for 265.95. shocked, the father asks " Why is divorced Barbie cost 265.95 and the others only 19.95 !!! ? Annoyed the salesperson rolls her eyes , sighs and says. "Sir divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, One of Ken's friends and a cute little keychain made with Ken's testicles..........
 

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As a one-time member of the "Divorce Club for Men" I can tell you that this joke is just wrong...true...but wrong... :yesnod: :D :yesnod:
 
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