Steve
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A man is talking to his son about the birds and the bees.
The son asks his dad "what does a womans pussy look like?"
His dad says "Hmm....before or after sex?"
The kid replies "before"
The father says "Have you ever seen a beautiful,red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" says the son."What about after sex then"
So his dad says "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating porridge?"
The son asks his dad "what does a womans pussy look like?"
His dad says "Hmm....before or after sex?"
The kid replies "before"
The father says "Have you ever seen a beautiful,red rose with soft red petals?"
"Yeah" says the son."What about after sex then"
So his dad says "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating porridge?"