moparstuart
Well-Known Member
On the theory you gotta laugh, because if you started to cry you couldn't stop.
The economy is so bad.................
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
McDonalds introduced the 1/4-ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their
children's names.
Jury duty is now considered a high paying job
People in Ethiopia are donating money to The American Relief Fund.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"....and you're not
sure if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad.................
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.
McDonalds introduced the 1/4-ouncer.
People in Beverly Hills are firing their nannies and learning their
children's names.
Jury duty is now considered a high paying job
People in Ethiopia are donating money to The American Relief Fund.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
The bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds"....and you're not
sure if they meant you or them.
