george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
ATLANTA AIRPORT
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 71120--You are cleared
to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE
SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A
COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us
Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Tower to Iran Air 71120--You are cleared
to land westbound on runway 9R.'
Iran Air: 'Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.'
Pause...
Saudi Air: ' ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC'
Atlanta ATC: 'Go ahead Saudi Air 511.'
Saudi Air: 'YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE
SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A
COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.'
Atlanta ATC: 'Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us
