moparstuart
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Naughty humor from The Cunning linguist by Richard Lederer
Why did the attractive widow wear black garters?
They were in remembrance of those who had passed beyond.
What are those things in the air than can sometimes make a woman pregnant?
Her legs.
What do you call the children of prostitutes?
Brothel sprouts.
Why do yuppie women postpone having children?
Because yuppie women never go into labor. They go directly into management.
Why did Josephine marry napoleon?
She loved his bony part.
Why hasn’t Barbie ever been pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
The both have about a million-to-one chance of becoming a human being.
Why is a joke like a piece of ass?
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy?
Two Mennonites.
Why don’t rodeo cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
Why did the attractive widow wear black garters?
They were in remembrance of those who had passed beyond.
What are those things in the air than can sometimes make a woman pregnant?
Her legs.
What do you call the children of prostitutes?
Brothel sprouts.
Why do yuppie women postpone having children?
Because yuppie women never go into labor. They go directly into management.
Why did Josephine marry napoleon?
She loved his bony part.
Why hasn’t Barbie ever been pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
The both have about a million-to-one chance of becoming a human being.
Why is a joke like a piece of ass?
Neither is any good if you don’t get it.
What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy?
Two Mennonites.
Why don’t rodeo cowboys make good lovers?
Because they think a good ride is eight seconds.
